However early you arrive, you are always too late.
Come and see this!
And you had better start practising the most unpronounceable title of the year.
This is your only opportunity to secure a seat for this world-shaking, astonishing show, which has never, ever been staged before.
Klutserkrakkekilililokatastrof tacks between a gipsy story, Tom & Jerry, a Spanish-Italian telefilm and the Eurovision song contest.
The instigators of this merry chaos are two characters with a passion for the stage that sweeps all else aside.